ChaosEngine

A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing….

Lawnmower Love

There are just way too many signs that I have firmly moved into middle-age. I have opnions about grocery stores, I can’t fathom the music teenagers listen to, and I have developed emotional attachments to powertools. The main thing that has driven this home is that I had a Black and Decker MM600 Lawh Hog [...]

Comic Book Story

Commander Sparky from Planet Sparky is basically working on getting a comic book published. He is a really talented artist and I’m looking forward to seeing what he produces. He asked me to write a story for it, something that would be included as a short story. I was honored to be asked, but a [...]

Boycott Blues

I’ve always been a firm believer in voting with your wallet. If I receive bad service or am not happy with a product I rarely bother to complain about it, I just take my business elsewhere. The problem is that it is getting harder and harder to find anything I can buy or anywhere to [...]

Men need not read this…

This is just some friendly advice for the ladies, not that any actually read my blog, but just in case. When you go shopping, do the world a big favor and actually pay a little attention to your surroundings. Most store aisles are just big enough for two shopping carts to fit side by side [...]

So Little Sleep..

Do not meddle in the affairs of terriers, For they are not subtle and rarely sleep….

Media Ghouls

Once again my disdain for the media, especially television news has been given fertile soil to grow in. Since I’ve long since written television news off I don’t watch it anymore. However tonight I was at the health club on the elliptical stepper. Since I was there for 25 minutes with nothing much to hold [...]